nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

outfit game: on point
mental health game: ?????
At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

lesbiangemini:

when-feminists-attack:

There is truth to stereotypes, but this does not mean that somebody should feel pressured to follow one because it’s what society says they should do. A christian gay does not have to become agnostic. A femme does not have to become butch just to be seen as a lesbian (an issue known as Femme Invisibility). A masculine straight girl should not have to prove that she is straight by becoming feminine!

Stereotypes are not a tool for you to find out somebody’s sexuality or gender identity. 

This is important

Love this post

lucidlua:

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS

lucidlua:

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS

links-scarf:

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

It’s been an hour, I’m still not playing any music but I’m wearing headphones anyway: the sequel

thegamingfacts:

This is how you become a pro in five nights at freddys!

thegamingfacts:

This is how you become a pro in five nights at freddys!

spookypaint:

This isn’t even my final form

spookypaint:

This isn’t even my final form

random AUs for your otp

wintersoldeirs:

  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au